and then you made a playlist that was just "party in the usa" on repeat...
I just used an app to identify a song that was playing in the background of a porno. May god bless your soul steve jobs.
Have you ever seen a porn where they were playing bluegrass in the background?
I had to take the fire extinguisher from him. He was just sitting on the floor petting it.
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We have to use a contraceptive. God help the world if another one of us comes into fruition.
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We can see it once so I can see the whole movie, then I'll go see it with him so I know when the boring parts are and I can have sex with him during those parts
I'm a gymnast. they should know better than to let me get dunk near anything i can flip on
Seeing Grandma lick chocolate sauce off of the male stripper was definitely not the way I planned to enter the world of legal drinking.
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You showed your tits for hundreds of beads but magically became shy when there was food on the line
So we became Pizza Strippers- we stripped and asked for slices of pizza in return.
I was super proud of him for making a mature relationship decision, and then I remembered that he cheated on her. With me.
After we hooked up, his roommate shouted "I LIKE TO HAVE SEX TOO" from across the apartment
I'm excited for you as you venture towards new drug experiences
Thrres cinnamon everywgte. Plead cine get me
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