it's my fault, I passed out instead of getting up to pee.
could you grab mr moo while you're at his apt?
you brought your stuffed animal to a booty call?
I'm like cupid
You're a whore with a bow and arrow
I don't care. He smelled like a fucking chilli cookoff
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idk what id do withouhrh yoy btro
Just put my hand under my pillow and found a peach ring. Lat night just came rushing back.
rumor has it I kept asking you to go to the "tall grass" with me...sorry about that.
She's calming us down by shoving oreos in our mouths
i need some food
Holy shit I forgot about you stabbing him.
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Can't find our DD
He's backstage giving the strippers foot massages.They kidnapped him the moment he walked thru the door.
I just need some dick and some jimmy johns
Your feet probs hurt bc the cab driver kicked us out a mile from home after you wouldn't stop screaming "prohibition can suck my dick"
I just pulled a seven inch black hair out of my ass. Pretty sure that means we're dating now
Rarely does a man I fucked with upgrade from me
The frequency with which I change my vibrator batteries is getting a little ridiculous....
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