Uggggg i want to leave and get bombed over baghdad
We are walking down to the lake and then i dont know. Where did you sleep?
Places.
Plural? Please tell.
I have two girls sleeping in my bed naked and I ended up making it to class, what were you saying about staying in on the weekdays?
Nothing says "This dudes gotta go" better than a boner on your back waking you @ 5 in the morning
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yeah, and when i walked in on them fucking he said "go away, i'm making sons."
She told me she wanted to wax my ass. I'm terrified and oddly aroused.
Ate apple sauce off his penis. Nutritious and slutty.
I just look @ having a child spit on you as another form of birth control. I think my ovaries just tied themselves in a knot.
Instead of a hangover my body just feels like shame
That is a hangover
I would prefer a headache
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Yeah haha but we have no idea where his keys are. Last night was awful. Him and Chancey were in a fully embraced bro hug at one point. Both crying.
sometimes, you gotta take him by the hands like tails took sonic, and fly him into the bedroom.
I just spent the last three days trying to hook up with a dude for his pool privileges
You can be responsible and still be on that ho life
OMG OMG OMG!!!! I made his penis bleed!! I repeat I MADE HIS PENIS BLEED!!!!
Omfg I just White Claw shamed a Girl Scout Cookie mom and I feel SO BAD.
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