My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
4 words: hood of his car
The only thing that would make my night better is if William Shatner came and read me a bedtime story.
We FINALLY fucked. I swear that's the longest I've ever held out for
Umm you met him three days ago....
I said what I said
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I HAVE A PIGEON IN MY JACKET.
Definitely want to eloquently cunt punt those bitches thru the field goals of life.
Just found out I own a pyramid. Fuck your good grades, I'm living in my pyramid.
I do remember telling her that I was about to pass out soon and then hiding my pants under my bed so she couldn't take my wallet even drunk I'm thinking ahead
I just spent 20 mins in the shower washing n rewashing my body to get rid of stripper. I even loofa'd my face.
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HOLY SHIT. I JUST FOUND OUT THAT THE KARL/RORY BASEBALL FIGHT THAT RORY LOST WAS 2 YEARS AGO TODAY. RIP KARL'S DICK.
I woke to him laying in the floor puking in a shoe. So I guess we had a good night.
Can't decide if it was more awkward buying sheets together or disposing of them afterwards
I'm all dressed in my outfit from last night, and I'm not even the sluttiest person in Walmart right now. God bless Miami.
My dad is blowing up my phone with pictures from the midget wrestling match.
He gave me a box of cheez-its after sex, does that make me a hooker?
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