i watch way too much csi for them to even pretend to be my friend.
Totally just asked Dad if I needed to show the real estate guy my tits so he would let us buy the house. I've really got to work on that filtering thing.
How are YOU going to look? Buying 40's on Christmas eve.
I'm in charge of his party but you're a paramedic, we're both needed.
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I just took the cheapest shot in your honor
Crazy fun. I think I got a concussion from a stripper
Whiskey dick is like insurance for making bad decisions
If I never see my landlord's dick again, it'll be too soon.
On the food pyramid big dick are "sometimes foods"
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YOU CAN'T GET A TATTOO BECAUSE OF KPOP FANFICTION. THAT'S NOT HOW LIFE WORKS
All the movies on cable here are either porn or Bollywood. I am never leaving this hotel.
Putting plan B on my parents credit card wasn't the smartest idea
As for the other mouse...I don't have any mouse traps so I put a Jell-O shot on the ground. Party hard little dude.
he made that chewbacca noise when he came. like father like son i guess.
I want to get drunk and watch somebody else's tragedy.
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