dude, she masturbates with a ken doll.
splinters make it hard to masturbate
if he wont fuck me on the stairamster then i dont think theres much XXX shit going down
I feel like the only solution to this is to get naked and lay in the shower for a hour then see what my penis wants to do.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I transported a midget tonight. He got beat up by another, midgetier midget. Is it bad that this is what makes me feel compassion after 15 years of being a paramedic?
Midgetier?
Smaller, yet meaner.
Hey do you think you can sew an adult onsie with easy access if you know what I mean!!?? It must have bunny feet.
your ability to divide cases of beer among any given group of people equally was missed.
Just found out i over drew my checking account on a 711 hot dog
Do u remember buying that
I remember eating it on the curb like a drunken hobo
I'm just mad because I can't play gta5 all day tomorrow cuz I'll be in court testifying against a craigslist prostitute...
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
The problem is that you are trying to hold on to some dignity. Let it go. I hope your rash gets better.
YO I WASNT TRYING TO MAKE A PASS AT YOU.... Or Jesus
Just told my roommate about "analvice" and she is horrified and the Sound of Music is ruined.
That's so awful of me. Instead of comforting her I masturbated in front of my ex-boyfriend.
I lick assholes and I wouldn't eat mdma
I've been getting a lot of emails from patron lately for being a great customer. Is that awesome, or should I start thinking about seeking help?
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