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  • Submitted by orangeorange on Apr 23, 10 at 1:36pm

    ...rubbing the wood a little too much?

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    Submitted by nos71 on Apr 23, 10 at 11:35pm

    Splinters are bad

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    Submitted by purpleispretty on Apr 23, 10 at 1:53pm

    On your hand or dick??

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    Submitted by faravamus_prime on Apr 23, 10 at 1:50pm

    When you make your own dildo, you are supposed to sand it down.

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    Submitted by ButteredToast on Apr 23, 10 at 1:48pm

    Whoever said this is a good night must be some kind of masochist.

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    Submitted by smellmyfakelegs on Apr 23, 10 at 3:09pm

    I was wondering the same thing purple aha

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    Submitted by rams2212 on Apr 23, 10 at 4:59pm

    Got wood

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    Submitted by hannahcowgirl on Apr 23, 10 at 7:06pm

    Haha orangeorange xD\nOh jesusss why the hell are you masturbating if you have splinters? Isn't that like common sense?

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    Submitted by faravamus_prime on Apr 23, 10 at 1:36pm

    No shit.

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    Submitted by texastejas on Apr 23, 10 at 6:34pm

    I live in the 713 area. let's hook up. I have hardwood floors, no splinters.

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    Submitted by Malleck on Apr 24, 10 at 12:13am

    Were you banging a hot chick until you noticed it was a log?

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    Submitted by kush23 on Apr 25, 10 at 10:04pm

    ahahaha i bet u still did it haha

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    Submitted by imboyo on Apr 23, 10 at 10:56pm

    Alen001:you fucking fagit, go get a splinter in your dick

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    Submitted by inawe on Apr 25, 10 at 11:38pm

    I warned you about fucking your desk, didn't I?now you have to go sand your dick!

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    Submitted by wilddude on Apr 24, 10 at 12:52pm

    You're that desprate?

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Apr 23, 10 at 1:48pm

    Hahahahaha Houston

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    Submitted by bradorzo on May 1, 10 at 11:11pm

    Owch!!!

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    Submitted by cbtango on Apr 23, 10 at 6:51pm

    ... Ow!

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    Submitted by leadbelly on Apr 26, 10 at 12:57pm

    Pinochio had no trouble with this