sorry probably not gonna make it :( kinda tied up right now
sad face, r u gay?... wait like really tied up?
:)
no more stoned jack in the box. this is the third night in a row.
I really like him. That's why I'm having sex with someone else, so he doesnt think i'm a slut.
I just let someone steal something bc they were so fucking weird and wouldn't leave me alone
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I take no responsibility of who alcohol hooks up with using my body!
I don't know how God could bestow someone that emotionally confused with such an awesome penis.
the vast amounts of cleavage i'm sporting to my final says "no, I didn't study but don't worry I've got something lined up for when I don't graduate".
We just saw him running from campus police a few minutes ago. So no, I don't think he's still passed out on the quad.
Yeah, all the sudden I heard a loud "ding" and realized I had been passed out on the dorm elevator for about an hour....
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We made out while a LIT cigarette dangled out of the side of his mouth. Disturbing or slightly erotic?
Beer coozy in the gym. Don't judge me.
I'm sure it's not the worst thing to ever come out of my ass
It got weird the panthers lost and we started throwing wings at one another
That's good to know, because I will be doing terrible things to you. Terrible things, John, wicked, evil, maniacal things shall happen to you and I will have the audacity to call it sex
STILL COMPLETELY OKAY WITH THIS
I know you told me I shouldn't go see him...that's why I'm texting you letting you know I made it home safe from his house this morning
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