I almost hooked up with this girl last night. she had a tattoo of a cardinal next to her cooter. said it reminded her of her grandpa
that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
Sooo, his balls are like... bigger than my head...
I'm pretty sure this isn't my phone, but I do like these nude pics
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I think that's mostly how we became friends.
Well that, and your desire to put your penis in me.
I think these people may actually be nudists. You know it's bad when I feel uncomfortable.
He knocked me in the face with the phone during my light show. Didn't even feel it. Ecstasy is amazing
A surplus of mistakes were made and I don't know what 89% of them were.
Last night you referred to my vagina as a gym for your penis
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They left around 10:00 this morning. I've been naked since 10:01.
I just did the math technically I'll be drunk until 2:30-3:00pm
I think I've had more sex in your bed than you have and I've only been here three days
Day drunk. He was sitting in the back seat, opened the door, leaned out, and peed right there in the dutch bros drive through. No one even noticed haha
MANIFESTATION IS REAL AND IM GETTING LAID TONIGHT
PSA. Do not shart while wearing a jock strap at work. That is all.
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