why is jon gosselin on the news 24/7 for dating some new lady?? how bout I get on msnbc for not getting laid since forever ago
Why is there an empty beer bottle in the shower?
Why wouldn't there be.
Wish you were here....
And I wish your mouth was around my cock, but that never happens, does it?
I kept whispering "I love it when you call me big papa" until she got annoyed and left
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she didnt realize that i was putting on the same condom i used the night before with some other girl
No we are not "bros" because I came out of my moms vagina& you went in there.
Did he seem like the type of guy that would maybe take weed as payment?
i have an important question...can you drink in jail?
nana can keg stand better than me. should i be proud?
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oh my god I have a fantastic druncle story to tell you. It involves a burrito, a meltdown and a bear
The burrito and meltdown are standard, but I'm intrigued by the bear
For breaking and entering. I think neighbor dan cared more about me puking in his backseat than the surprise of me waking up there
Rock bottom: having sex rejected while your boyfriend talks in his sleep as you stuff your face with Girl Scout cookies
I also fell asleep on the side of a tree so like I hit my lowest point there but it was a good time
Not as bad as when you were sitting in the pond getting fed water
I just found an entire bag of French fries under the seat of my car labeled "For emergency use only" drunk me is always planning ahead.
Is it weird that I shop for lingerie by thinking if it will look good on both me and your floor?
No. Not at all.
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