Can Purell be used as lube?
this may or may not be the weed talking, but this is by far the best tasting toothpaste i've ever had
Cleveland boys shit in their own pumpkins in their own living room. Got pictures to prove it.
I just remembered yelling "they're gonna let me be a lawyer! Me! Why would they do that?"
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
He puts stickers to promote his new shirt company in every sack he sells. He's like the donald trump of weed
he just chased his shot of tequila with a chicken nugget.. either its a canadian thing or hes wasted
Someone just told me I could double date with them and their dog as my date. This is why the suicide rates are so high at the holidays.
Today in French class my teacher was singing "what does the fox say" so i started answering in similar satanic ritual noises
He was eating my ass and came up for air, I almost choked laughing because he had a toilet paper cling on stuck in his mustache
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I think he has some internal "man stuff" that keeps getting in the way.
Like alcoholism and general douchbagary.
That's MADAM THUNDERCUNT to you
Earlier today I was eating cookie dough from a tube, now I'm laying naked next to a hot guy watching Pawn Stars in between orgasms. You really can have it all.
She left a cookie cake on my porch, and the frosting reads "I'm sorry". She left me an I'm-sorry-for-punching-you-in-the-face cake.
Well, you started screaming "I dont know you GO AWAY" to your mom when she was holding your hair as you threw up in her garden.
You offered him a “Sorry I Blew Your Brother” Blowjob. How does that make it right?
I promised him it would be better than the one I gave his brother which is really nice of me since their actually only half brothers and his brother is cuter
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