There's a technique?! I just slide my tongue around
So his roomate was eating breakfast when I was sneaking out. He's the guy I took home from jessicas wedding. I ended up eating coco puffs with him
Just another sign I need to get out of this town
how to cook rice: 1. put random amount of rice and water in a pot 2. have sex on the kitchen floor. when you are done having sex the rice is ready
No vaginas are yucky and I don't think you're old enough to handle one yet
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There's a transgender game of twister in the basement...God doesnt want me to type this paper.
Some are given great drunkenness. Others have great drunkenness thrust upon them, in the form of ice storms.
i promise the blood crusted on your tits is from him motorboating you after he tripped into the pool stick. nothing else.
nah, they dropped the charges. apparently ripping his junk when he tried to hop the fence seemed like punishment enough...
i love all of you. Physical. Emotional. Mental. All of it. When we speak i feel like a feather or a dragon depending on the conversation ...
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you have no idea the dirty thing i want to do to your blad spot. please wear my vagina as a hat.
You mAke me stone. Stone fuck fucking stoned. I'm an stoned you cuz now fucking stoned stoned fucking stoned I stone.
Somehow I just turned an entire McDonald's bag upside down in my car and not a single fry fell out. The Lord really does work in mysterious ways.
so i may or may not have just had sex on the stage of the lecture hall....
this poor kid thinks hes going to have his first time with both of us
I cam home to find him twitching on the floor, surrounded by unopened condoms and covered in cranberry sauce (yes I tasted it) while Thundercats was playing.
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