i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
I just saw a San Diego firetruck. No wonder they can't figure out how to fight wildfires if they get so fucking lost they end up in Nebraska.
I was speaking french the whole night. Until i got arrested. Then I decided I should probably start speaking English.
How bad does the situation have to be before its ok to attempt 'catastrophic event sex'?
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Is "incoherent" a legit goal to strive for tonight? Or should I stay sober enough to fuck who I can?
It's tough not drinking when the bartender adds rum to your coke without telling you, and doesn't charge you
Does buying my brother condoms for Christmas say "keep having sex with her, I like her" or "dear god, do not get this girl pregnant"?
You asked the bartender if she was trying to get you drunk. She cut you off after that.
Only you would have a vasectomy while you're awake and report on the soundtrack first
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i don't think fitbit tracks "flipping the fuck out" as activity.
Painting strippers breast and vaginas to look like easter eggs. What r u doing tonight.
I sent my boyfriend to the bar so I could go out tonight and actually get laid..
You were holding onto her boobs like you were adrift at sea and they were the only flotation devices
someone just "made it rain" kraft processed sliced cheese. i forgot what it was like to be home...
I figure I since I made out with him that I at least had to save his number in my phone.
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