Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
just heard someone say they saw a guy puke while riding a bike across campus without stopping
Mom got me cough medicine that tastes like tequila . She said she took taste tests. Best mom ever.
obviously he has no clue about college dating. it goes drunken sex then the 1st date
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The bartender just told me he would have me face down in his pillow by the end of the night. I hate when you make me go to gay clubs.
You do resemble something that has been used as a chew toy.
If you're in the liquor store 5 minutes before close, and you have to ask the cashier for a coin to flip to make a life decision because "vodka takes you to a bad place," you need to reevaluate your life.
Also the McRib is back. Lets get high, dress like cowboys, and eat some McRibs.
I woke up at 4 am to a guy curled up in the fetal position sobbing in our front yard. Oh college.
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Just realized I've gone to court three different times with papers and a joint roller in my briefcase. #lawyeroftheyear
Did you leave ur panties in the sink?
Kitchen or bathroom?
Your dog took my vibrator out to the yard
so apparently over the course of the night my roommate and i had sex in exactly the same spot. ps the downstairs sink needs cleaning.
Who put the toilet in the living room? This is extremely inconvenient right now.
Nobody cheats on THIS.
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