Who do you think planted the wheat? Who do you think cleared the land and killed off the native inhabitants? Women?
does drinking everclear count as brushing your teeth? because i think they are sterilized
I'm already at the bar. It's 2 PM. Help
I am so hungover and cant move but craving a Wendys frosty so bad. I might have to watch 2 girls 1 cup just to settle the urge
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sometimes i wish i was a boob, they get to chill in soft and cuddly little cup things.
it was pretty much a given that i would lose my thong on dollar tequilla shot night
He ran headfirst into the atm. Thenasmed us what our spirit animals were...he said his was either a dolphin or a cabbage
i licked icing off his dick. in front of his sister.
I just broke a sweat shaving my own vagina. Something has got to change.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
It's just one of those days where I'm too horny to function, to be perfectly honest.
I was screaming out for people to gather the townsmen and the mayor so we could hang him
Her next conquest seems to be stealing her ex-boyfriend's new girlfriend. Pretty sure everyone involved is totally OK with this.
I brought ur friend Scotty home... He started rubbing my crotch then fell down and passed out in front of the microwave
I'm making a sandwich topless right now. Remind me again why I don't have a boyfriend?
Like sorry your dick won’t suck itself?
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