you kept wiggling your finger at everybody at the party telling us this is how he fingered me. you seemed pretty upset about it.
it's circumsized.
I think this conversation is over.
What a good family we'd make, him and I and our kids and his good dick.
I'm not sure if you saw my recent facebook update, but I have already put the Radio Flyer wagon to good use. I had someone pull me to the nearest bar.
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only clue right now is the orange grease all on my clothes. debit card denied so I know something weird went down..
Last night was just one giant freudian slip.
You made out with EVERYBODY.
Can I just bleach my life?
He asked me if I wanted to play "Edouard Mandevan," turns out that's French for Edward Winehands
Someone is in my phone as "fireball girl" and keeps texting me. How do I go about finding out who it is?
Theyll love you, its bunch of older ladies who drink whisky and sours and talk about the sex seans in Game of Throwns
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Do you know how many guys' fantasies I've been told I'm a part of lately?!
Just 2. But still.
1. I'm excited for tonight 2. Do we dress up as pirates? 3. Happy Valentine's Day bae
You took his virginity and then he got lost on his way back to his hotel room... We found him at 3am sitting on the sidewalk crying. Kudos.
The end of the friendship was inevitable. I hooked up with her cousin and forgot to mention it to her
Next thing I know her tits are out on my desk. It was straight out of a porno. What was I supposed to do I’m not made of stone
She called a 10 year old handsome and we gave her a look that was equal parts confused and “what the hell is wrong with you”
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