I thought it couldn't get worse until she said "Nipple hair"
My new years resolution is to be alive new years morning
I can handle NPR. I speak hippie. I took it in college.
he told me it was a naked video of him so i opened it. i just got rickrolled while sexting
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You made a list of reasons why you should be on fear factor. You came up with 2 reasons: "I like fear" and "I am fear"
we hooked up. but it was that weird mix of getting naked and watching Balto that made it so awesome.
Well the nurse forgot to take all my stitches out, so my surgical tools are peroxide, kitchen scissors, fingernail clippers, a pocket knife, and 11 beers. Let's do this...
He legit pounded my cooking wine, because he was to cheap to buy beer. He is so not getting any.
she scratched her sororities letters into my back when she was done. i think i was part of some sick game. sick twisted sexy game
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raced the clock twice to day to see if i could get off before my computer died and before i left for my noon bar crawl... win, win
lets go back to having secrets in our friendship
. Drop what your doing. Were going to Knoxville for midget wrestling. It's the championship.we can NOT miss this.
I knew you were cut off when you tried to order a "Phil Collins"
I didn't tell that thing I wasn't coming over. Whoops
You know you haven't dated in a while when you call boys "that thing" and call dates "a boy type thing."
She said she was sober from drugs for a week. All I heard was Kenny Loggins singing Danger Zone.
I just passed a lady driving with a cat in a sweater sitting on her lap with its paws on the steering wheel
Only you....
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