you always know who the new freshman are on fb because theyre always wearing prom dresses
Pray the makeout fairy visits me this weekend.
Almost thought it was a good idea to call his parents to thank them for having a son with an awesome dick. That high.
and now that ive poetically compared your vagina to a nuclear missile, I hope youre prepared for this date.
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Waking and baking has revolutionized how i brush my teeth. Seriously up to like 25 min everry morn. Highly recommend
also, add "teaching boys to sext" to my charity work
Totally. Bang on. He'll be fine. He might cry into your perfect tits once in a while, but that's the price ya pay.
Red flag bro. Her only friends are barflys and a teen with a fake ID
WHY THE FUCK DID I HAVE TO FALL IN LOVE WITH A CONVICT
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I'm like bob the builder except I'm fixing boners.
How do u explain to your grandma that your relationship status is hooking up with randoms at a bar
Oh and he asked if I would occasionally still blow him if we had children. It was so romantic.
Also fuck yeah conspiracy
I feel like the physical embodiment of the pot leaf eyes smiley face
Just saw Little Red Riding Hood riding a guy on hood of a car
Good for her for committing to the costume
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