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You asked me to be the big spoon, when you passed out on the stairs
It was an awkward 3some. I took her from behind while he just made out with her.
I usually would've stopped there but I kinda remember opening the bottle of vodka, and we ALL know that's when things go downhill.
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I just put up a picture on my dorm room wall of that ginger you hooked up with to remind myself that everyone makes mistakes
Hungover and I may throw up in my therapist's office. Maybe he is right about my drinking
I'm wearing a real bra and real shoes. I look like a fucking lady.
At our floor meeting the RA was talking about bathroom hygiene and I really wanted to be like "what about shower sex."
Valid question
Four times in one night? That Energizer bunny outfit lived up to the hype.
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I moved out... There's nothing left but his childhood trophies...
You should make him a new one, you know like "you suck at relationships but thanks for trying participation award"
Final Summary: could he eat a lit sparkler? Probably. Could he do it while peeing off the roof? I'll tell you when you get to the ER.
We hooked up for a while and on his way out he high fived me and said "stay weird"
Just had my very first high conversation with mom
And you survived it! I'd say that earns you a "Blaze It Like a Real Adult" from the Grown-up Girl Scouts
Finding out you're not a mother on Mother's Day >>>
He went down on me for an hour and a half. He needs to get promoted more often.
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