Go study a dick amy that's outrageous
I've spent more money on drugs for bonnaroo than my actual ticket. Proudly.
she looked at me completely serious and said "orgasms are 15% Stronger during a hurricane" and started to take all her clothes off
I caught him with his head in the spinach bag this morning. He was laughing demonically saying, "i love spinach, yes I do."
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Wouldn't it be fantastic if the corporate world cared less about about our GPA and focused more on our mastery of social drunkenness?
Halfway through the blowjob she stopped and said 'Wait I know this dick'.
Oh! You were the one walking around cradling the bottle of Fireball all night!
On another note- any interest in going to a gay bar to hit on 19yr olds?
I almost had sex at the fire station last night and I need you to acknowledge all the awesomeness that is in that sentence.
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I'm soaking her vibrators in tabasco and wasabi paste. "furious" is an understatement
Last thing I remember I was riding on a picnic table being hauled around by a lawn mower with an empty case of bud light on my head...
I would throw a dart into the Olympic ceremony and fuck whoever it hit
I TAUGHT HER CAT TO SIT. CATS DON'T FUCKING SIT ON COMMAND. BUT THIS ONE DID!
It's basically my crowning achievement.
Give me the sexing that I truly desire and I will reveal to you the mysterious location of the PBR's
We just started our own DARE program: Drugs are really enjoyable.
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