doesn't he have a GF?
that just means you have to try harder.
i didn't have to try TOO hard, just told him i didn't want to know his name or...
she cant drink. allergic to alcohol.
ewwww. she might as well have a dick.
it was like getting a handjob from mrs. butterworth
He has that cheese in a can and he's eating it. I have never seen that outside a goofy movie.
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They peed on our pledges last night... i dont know if i should put an lol at the end of that or not
Sorry i'm not sorry i made out with your dad. It was father's day weekend, get a grip
Apparently he ran around last night saying he was 'the hulk hogan of muff diving'
Someone played tic tac toe on my abs?
but i'm paying and its not a date cause he's got a gf and i'm hooking up with his roommate tomorrow night
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Wrapped in a blanket, just ate a whole party pizza. All my dreams are coming true and you don't even care.
You're too morally constrained. I firmly believe that you should be less concerned with how young she is and more excited by the fact that she's not jailbait by virtue of a legal technicality.
those were not strange pants with a really large waist band...it took me 3 days to realize I was wearing someone's sweater as pants
She just told me she thinks she bruised her labia in class
I'm starting to question if I'm gonna need to bring a raincoat just to drink around u
U act like I can cum on command
i can feel my liver failing just LOOKING at that thing
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