I guess calling a coworker a lesbian sea cow is some kind of violation.
Do you know my vagina holds 14 pints of water?
I just heard these 2 kids from flint and Detroit arguing over whose economy is worse... It's really sad what passes for competition in Michigan these days
I'm beginning to think I'm sterile because I definitely should be pregnant by now.
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He tricked me...the first song on his sex mix was trey songz but the rest were techno....i can't walk straight now
and i'm pretty sure he drank the lava lamp
I just threw up on the floor. And we're gonna fuck on the beer pong table, so keep everyone upstairs.
And by defning the relationship I mean telling him I'm gonna fuck other people but its cool If he does the same.
So I'm thinking about sending him some "sorry I almost peed on your computer" cookies. Thoughts?
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Reasons why I'm always right: I am older, I am wiser, I have a larger penis
I called him a "Beautiful Bastard" with "Beautiful Bastard Hair". That is how you pick up a guy from Denmark.
Sorry you felt insulted last night let me rub your butt in remorse
Just whatever you do, don't neglect the balls.
His dick is the size of my forearm. Would it be rude to ask to take a comparison photo after sex?
How high?! We watched paid programming for 45 minutes before we realized it wasn't just a long commercial. So pretty high. The Bionic fish finder looks promising, though.
Lets get a boat first.
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