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  • 73 56
    Submitted by SomethingFischy on Jul 25, 10 at 3:38pm

    I have been thinking the same thing about myself!

  • 64 43
    Submitted by anonmyous on Jul 26, 10 at 12:17am

    Has anyone considered that this text was sent from a married woman trying to have kids with her husband rather than a whore who sleeps around?

    • 48 44
      Submitted by MoFruity on Jul 26, 10 at 12:57am

      says more about this site than about the text.

    • 57 42
      Submitted by RRstr926 on Jul 26, 10 at 9:45am

      i like the thought of that, but why would someone submit that text to this site? just doesnt make sense that way.

      • 43 27
        Submitted by SL32 on Jul 28, 10 at 12:06am

        How often do you read stuff on here that doesn't make sense? Quite a bit I'm guessing. The person who submitted the text may have thought it was funny, regardless of the context, which could very well be the scenario this anonymous person posted.

  • 60 39
    Submitted by Biznatch on Jul 25, 10 at 8:56pm

    Sterilization is for whore biznatches.

  • 63 46
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 25, 10 at 11:43pm

    Well, under special circumstances I believe I'm sterile too. Buuuutt that's because I may have come in contact with my dads chemotherapy drugs and it can make a female sterile.. I'm 17.

  • 67 61
    Submitted by ilovewhores on Jul 25, 10 at 2:38pm

    this is a whore PSA, wear a condom stupid

  • 55 42
    Submitted by sputnam57 on Jul 25, 10 at 6:20pm

    Perhaps an STD has caused you to become sterile because you seem to show a blatant disregard for safe sex...

    • 41 47
      Submitted by SomethingFischy on Jul 25, 10 at 9:19pm

      Maybe it's unsafe sex with one person.....

  • 49 41
    Submitted by Biznatch on Jul 25, 10 at 3:16pm

    Firsty is gone??

  • 51 50
    Submitted by arodyankee10 on Jul 25, 10 at 2:00pm

    that's a good way to test it out. contact me next time.

  • 50 54
    Submitted by sperman96 on Jul 25, 10 at 3:45pm

    Hahaha your a cum dumpster.

  • 51 56
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 25, 10 at 1:48pm

    Please don't get my hopes up by saying firsty is gone...

    • 33 51
      Submitted by firsty on Jul 25, 10 at 5:55pm

      Firsty is always right around the corner :)

  • 44 43
    Submitted by piebald on Jul 26, 10 at 9:01am

    With a statement like that, I really hope you are.

  • 39 37
    Submitted by coumtryboy99 on Jul 26, 10 at 1:30am

    Anonymous 17 yr old: get checked if at all possible.

  • 45 50
    Submitted by silverbullet30a on Aug 2, 10 at 12:54am

    It's hard to knock u up when I blast u in the face every time I bang your nasty ass

  • 43 46
    Submitted by coumtryboy99 on Jul 25, 10 at 5:11pm

    No, just lucky

  • 45 57
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 26, 10 at 12:11am

    Awesome. Firsty is alive. Yay.

  • 42 51
    Submitted by im_twelve on Jul 25, 10 at 1:07pm

    Breaking rules....

  • 37 44
    Submitted by smurfy072987 on Jul 25, 10 at 7:41pm

    Rule 90 is the best rule ever.... Everything is better with zombies... No exceptions.... Thank you for this rulebook haha

  • 36 44
    Submitted by Fear_Cartaidh on Jul 27, 10 at 12:33am

    Could be the chlamydia, could be the meth either way the moment you try to pull your life together BOOM out pops a little welfare ticket. Good luck with that.

  • 39 51
    Submitted by GetOffMyLawn on Jul 25, 10 at 11:29pm

    Lots of people think this and then unexpectedly find themselves pregnant. Sometimes even after being told by a doctor that they wouldn't be able to conceive.

  • 42 57
    Submitted by TheRuleBook on Jul 25, 10 at 1:15pm

    Well.... She is going crazy.. Which means... RULE 3!!!!!! DON'T STICK DICK INTO CRAZY!!!ยก!

    • 40 49
      Submitted by SoMuchStupidity on Jul 25, 10 at 1:46pm

      ...and we have #3 down. Maybe make a couple more rules to keep us entertained. After awhile, forcing #3 to apply is just a stretch and annoying.

  • 39 52
    Submitted by jalomoKris on Jul 25, 10 at 1:34pm

    I feel yaa.

  • 37 56
    Submitted by texasguurrlll on Jul 25, 10 at 5:58pm

    Houston FTW!

  • 48 78
    Submitted by codered707 on Jul 25, 10 at 1:04pm

    first

  • 37 62
    Submitted by uneed2calmdown on Jul 27, 10 at 4:09pm

    Famous last words..

  • 34 60
    Submitted by codered707 on Jul 25, 10 at 1:20pm

    rulebook u have potential unlike that firsty crap. juat say what the rules are like u just did for we know wat ur talking about

  • 36 69
    Submitted by sp3ct3r727 on Jul 27, 10 at 10:57pm

    I'll get you pregnant, works everytime!

  • 32 66
    Submitted by Rosamondmoonpie on Jul 25, 10 at 7:00pm

    Firstys are alive!! Beer dingo.. Fetch!!

  • 29 62
    Submitted by mikescott on Aug 5, 10 at 1:21am

    speak of the devil...