Please don't use social media to get back at me.
I'm so turned on right now it's fucking stupid. I hate burger king commercials
Oh. He liked you.
Then you said "Are you asian?, I didn't know there was Asians in Colorado."
She said you were bangin on the counters of McDonalds singing "These Eyes" at 4am
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there's a barbecue in the shower. I'd like to know who got this to fit inside perfectly. impressive
She's trying to figure out what kind of dinosaur I am... Yay codeine.
Pregaming before going to drink with a girl from Russia. Please make sure I'm not dead in the morning.
There's nothing worse than carrying your fairy crown and wings home wearing fishnets
The ONE weekend I don't put anything up my nose, and it decides to bleed like crazy
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I'm still, like... really stoked about not having any STDs
Who's the naked guy asleep in your car?
You can get gift cards to the liquor store! This changes everything.
I'm good. Got my nipples pierced and threw my back out. 🙌
I'm trying to behave my vagina this week so I can at least pretend I'm honoring the sanctity of marriage
He also sent me nipple clamps because romance is NOT dead
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