a lot of self evaluation comes after you have to clean up a trashcan of your own vomit and condoms
My brother just put in eyedrops to talk to my mom on the phone
Cancel that soberness update. I just almost fell down in the security line
i love that youre following in my footsteps.. pissing yourself on your birthday is an honor and a privlege
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There is a homeless man handing out free beer on the city bus. He has a cooler and everything. I love this trashy yet generous city.
Damn, it's been so long since I had sex I could use the cobwebs from my vagina to decorate for Halloween.
Last time i was there we saw the window of the pizza place we were at get busted, we were pulled out of a taxi to be questioned by the cops, and we peed outside a waffle house. I'm in.
Was that you I seen riding on the top of a cab? Way to start the new year
I rolled joints beforehand. Lit a candle. Ghetto rigged taping the 40's on my hands and then lit the joint using the flame of the candle.
I'm so proud of your modern ingenuity
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All I remember is laying in that secret hideaway closet, naked, with a beer cowboy hat on and you walking in and sitting down crying because no one would have sex with you
Yeah probably not. I have a hair appt, a gun class, and hopefully a boy to fuck. I'm booked.
I wore a bathing suit downtown so I didn't have to put on underwear, I obviously don't have my shit together
Your youporn search history says otherwise.
Stop letting me drink while doing my makeup. I think I used sharpie for eyeliner.
It was beautiful and filled the audience with hope for the future. :3 I wish I could speak more but sleep werk nighty
I asked how you were doing?
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