def just vomited mimosa in the gym trashcan. i weigh less already so i say its been a solid workout.
He fell asleep in the strip club and they paid some stripper $20 to sit on his face until he woke up.
I've been meaning to ask you. The first night in the city did we do key bumps with a suicidal homeless man? My memory is fuzzy
i am one more weekend without sex away from dosing him with viagra and locking ourselves into a closet.
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and then you seriously asked him to senior prom..which freaked him out since you told him earlier you were 22
I wish him all the best and hope one day he can afford the surgery to remove his head from his ass
The smell came through my closed door. His farts are made of rendered tires, and apparently, ghosts.
Go for gold. Two birds with one vag.
You asked me if I was judging you for being drunk, and if I can hypnotize you make sober.
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Is he the circus guy or the bi-curious street preacher?
Sorry I got completely naked in your bed, but I feel our friendship has grown because of it.
Oddly enough, the sex change dream i had made me miss you more.
yesterday pre dick pic he said "no disrespect to your situation but i cant wait to get ahold of you again in the future" is this how people network??
Listen, you eat the donut. I eat you out. Everybody wins.
I farted in the parking garage and it echoed.
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