What part of "waking up in the crawl space of my house with a raccoon" sounds like a good night to you?
The sun is out and the snow is finally starting to melt here... Vodka bottles keep popping up everywhere. Guess it's the college version of burying nuts for the winter
Can you explain my first weekend back, because there a lot of blacked out gaps and 32 friend requests i would like to know about
I heard from anne today. She has a broken collarbone and is knocked up. Apparently florida is awesome
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The bar owner gave me permission to push people into the pool. I'm never going to leave Los Angeles
Your excessive judging is making this uncomfortable
Just spent the last 5 minutes laughing at my epipen. i think i'm too high.
I blame it on the rum. It keeps jumpng doqn my throst.
Goodbye spring break, hello depressing video on AIDS.
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I was laying out of the open window, talking with him on the phone, while we were both puking at the same time.. Guys at the party called it "true love"..
You know it was a weird night when you find curly fries in your purse the next morning...
Elliott peed on my floor and slept in it lol that's a one line description.
I don’t know what he is but he sure can suck a lollipop.
Maybe singing about how you'd bang Morgan Freeman to the tune of Single Ladies while holding champagne and a box of Cheerios wasn't the best first impression on his parents
I would totally suck a dick for some poutine right now
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