I'm the only one here who isn't hooking up, coming out of the closet, or crying because of one of those 2 things.
Kirsten Dunst is sitting next to me in a bar in NYC
Tell her I want my money back for Elizabethtown.
So do you want to come over? ;)
Never again opening up the Pandora's box of crazy that is your vagina. Sorry.
something about eating while taking a crap just doesn't seem safe to me.
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I coulnt tell if he was cumming or if I was throwing up
let's just pour the lemonade mix into the soco. cut out the middle man.
I'd like to introduce you to my friend, Moderation. Enjoy each other's company this weekend.
Your friend and I already don't get along
I pull out like 90% of the time, but that's just to make art.
Tell me not to purchase 500 ball pit balls and a kiddy pool
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i should probably stop thinking with my vagina, and start using that $70, 000 education i can't afford. what the fuck.
Having a man strip on demand was an awesome way to start birthday. What more could a girl ask for? U the best!
Your boyfriend and I are bonding over your giant dick.
The notification you get from snapchat that someone took a screenie is like a formal declaration of blackmail.
I told him I had an IUD and he asked me how was a bomb a form of birth control..
Tackling and headbutting friends, running away and hiding from everyone, attempting to streak across campus, and then waking up with no sign of a hangover... happy 21 to me
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