girl you didnt miss much. except me passing out for 3 hours AT JOBBIE NOONER on some random's boat. i was topless, then completely naked. heard girls were throwing ice cubes at me. i was useless. remember nothing.
Then we started crawling around on the floor because we couldn't get up so decided to be tigers instead. Gotta love power hour.
I JUST WOKE UP ON A TRAIN
I SHUDNT B ON A TRAIN
We are possibly on our way, unless we see the limo full of strippers.
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You tried to call "time out" during the sobriety test.
I wasn't sure how he was going to followup "so,i shot myself.." i guess "w a nail gun" is the best choice out of what I expected
we are still finding bottels filled with his pee. tom almost drank the one in the frig
Next time a party gets busted lets get a group photo first.
So how did it go?
I'm not sure if it was all the eggnog or all the alcohol, but hosting an eggnog pong tournament was a mistake.
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do you think the dildo I'm bringing through airport security is considered a weapon?
What if for Halloween I paint my self gold and make sandwiches for everyone? I'd be a trophy wife! Get it?
summer in europe = liver of steel
I accept that challenge.
Social anxiety problems: I just had to get up and change stalls mid-poop because someone sat down in the one next to mine.
Who did he bring home?
Idk. But did you see her shoe choice by the stairs, I'm really not expecting anything great.
I miss all the tiny banana hammocks... When can I go back to ogling? I can do it from a lot farther than six feet without any complaints.
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