So the hot 23 year old i went home with last night is really 17 and was here for orientation.. i feel like a pedifile...
In that case, you should probably come up to the union, orientation is in full swing, your kind of guys ;)
cunt.
Yeah i wasn't gonna go out but then i was like im not gonna get my dick wet stayin at home studying
I just saw a girl in Albersons in spandex and curlers buying PBR. Only PBR.
making my second box of kraft dinner for the day. thinking about telling him how much you cheat on him so that you end up having to spend valentines day with me. i'm sorry its every man for himself.
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I'm starting to blur the boundary between reasonable senioritis and self-destruction. Somewhat-openly hittin the flask in 11am class
I am ina trunk. Iam in a trunnnnnjkk. I hope its yours. Oh manomanomano. Thids better be your trunk
just found a someones bra in what seems to be a mix of pickle juice and vodka in my fridge. Who was over here lately?
Thats gotta be it. Also just found out that the fireworks will fit in the airsoft pistols...we are all gonna die
I just watch that 70s show all day and blaze whenever they do. It's nice being part of the circle
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You can achieve whatever you wish in your imagination with some help from drugs
I'll take "things you shouldn't say to a guy you just met in a bar" for 100!
Swear to god, somebody just drove by with mickey mouse in their passenger seat and he waved at me.
He puked all over the side of the car and the head rest behind him...and then all he said was "America."
can we do this tomorrow? ...i accidently got high.
You took your shirt off at the bar, handed it to a girl, and made her wash your dirty shirt on your washboard abs
tuesdays get the best of me...
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