Nice 2 c u showing ur bro some affection
yo my bday is less then one week away. hope youve found another annoying candian i can lick dairy products off of. also sorry about your loss
and when i put it inside her she yelled "welcome aboard!"
I'm sending you this that that when you wake up and see the girl sleeping next to you, you know who to thank
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I just saw a girl in Albersons in spandex and curlers buying PBR. Only PBR.
How do the people at CVS not know your living in their bathroom?
you go from almost hooking up with the hottest guy at the party, to going home with your ex....how is that even mathematically possible
Heating the house with the oven may not be safe but at least it's always preheated
That's fuckin bs. I had the bouncers beat by 30 yards til that dumbshit on the moped stopped in front of me.
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Since when do you have sex with people you have feelings for?
Dude you don't understand. I genuinely felt his soul's penis in my soul's vagina.
not sure if I should be concerned that my brother just stormed into my room and looked at me with a serious face and said, "I'm a peacock, you have to let me fly." oh, vicodin...
He did not appreciate the "you did reuse the diamond" comment when looking at his new fiance's ring.
Based on the fact my iPad is covered in pizza, I'm going to assume I ate pizza last night
I just accidentally deep throated a popsicle in front of my parents
Literally just took 6 shots in the shower..I’ve got this.
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