he was going down on me when he saw the warts...nevertheless he told me he had to pick his sister up from school. why does this keep happening to me???
Reason #437 to hate Louisiana: Just went to the public bathroom at work. It was so humid the toilet seat was damp and sticky. Either it's the humidity or I sat in somebody's yesterday piss. I choose to believe the humidity.
we got our roommate high for the first time. He went into his room alone and watched Malcolm in the middle for three hours
he keeps commenting everything on my facebook. it's like he's virtually peeing on me
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Like that girl needs to get her shit together. For her vagina's sake.
I walked in on you eating olive oil off of a plate. you gave me this look and I just started crying. we were that drunk.
Jordan and I are drunk and barred out at the liquor store sitting in the awesome $70 Corona bench bargaining with the owner for a lower price, all while passing the Belvedere bottle between the two of us. Real life. College has down this.
I love our relationship. We just get drunk, show each other our tits, demonstrate sexual positions and make pasta. Then you go to bed and I sit around with your mom and cry about how proud of you we are.
I'm an approx 70% certain someone switched my UV Blue for Windex - just as volatile as you might think.
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I can't wait to see you again...not a euphemism, just really looking forward to seeing you. Wanting to fuck you as often as possible just seems implied at this point.
He was very considerate of my needs, he offered me pizza before and after.
HOLY SHIT. I JUST FOUND OUT THAT THE KARL/RORY BASEBALL FIGHT THAT RORY LOST WAS 2 YEARS AGO TODAY. RIP KARL'S DICK.
I just rolled a blunt at my desk. Happy early Friday!
Was it you that ate my bacon or do I have to rip my roommate's face off?
How's the party?
I'm watching two people get flogged. Sothere's that.
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