If I remember correctly, I may have been smoking a cigarette on the dance floor. This is the true sign of a douchebag in his native habitat...fmylife
someone is gonna have my baby tonight. they just dont know it yet
I'll alert the authorities
That poor girl was naked and had to be at a job interview in an hour
Ways to know you did something wrong: you sugar-coated it for your therapist.
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There are many reasons why he shouldn't come over. And each one is longer than his penis.
Dude... there's chunks of hair all over the floor, and no one knows how they got there. You guys just made out right?
Close your eyes and stop texting and think about puppies. You'll be fine.
We were showing our tits to everyone because it's breast cancer awareness month and we care deeply
I thought we were doing it cause it's Tuesday
It's like wanting to be a vampire vs being a vampire. You don't know the cock lust until it's infected you.
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At a bar across from the city police station. I PROMISE I will do something great.
WHO TURNS DOWNA FRESHLY WAXED VAGINA IN A MAIDS COSTUME LITERALLY LAYING IN YOUR BED
just the thought of you slurpin down noodles really rustles my jimmy
you suck at sexting
i told them you weren't like that.. and they laughed at me?
You can now call me Rabbi, and I can now perform weddings, funerals, and other services in all fifty states. You're welcome, world.
We had a pink drink in honor of my underwear and apparently I made out with our bartender... a few times
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