And my awkwardness continues. I felt the need to send him a text that said roar. I did it.
I look like a sausage in jean shorts, you should have woken up earlier and approved my outfit.
20 yrs from now I just want to barge in her house and yell at her kids, "I took ur moms virginity!"
My last google search last night was 'vodka swimming pool'.
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filling out my bracket based on schools with ppl I've hooked up with
we made it to hole 3 and then just sat down on the fairway and finished off our case....cheered on other golfers as we let them play through.
Omg 230 lb butch lesbian with a mustache grabbed my dick. I need an adult
Apparently while trying to get up from vomiting in the toilet I grabbed the seat cover for leverage and smashed my own head between it and the bowl. I don't remember this.
I have a diplomatic trade for you. My pants for your rum. Tomorrow?
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"Work from home" is code for "morning drinks" right?
I'm starting to think my emotional health is declining because I was watching transformers today and legit almost started crying
He somehow obtained a megaphone and managed to scare away the out-of-control house party—the house party that HE started, by the way— by pretending to be the police.
Apparently I promised everyone at the party I'd partake in various winter sports with them..
i think she learned that just cuz half shots were easier, doesnt mean she can have triple as many.
we went to the skate park then back to her house for dinner, and somehow that ended with her making me blueberry pancakes at 2am
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