Cut to me doing the walk of shame to work from a hotel.
You guys sftrill at mcdondalds?!!!!
Yes.
fuckin bring me a cheseburgeria
pretty sure I just motor boated my professor at the drag show
is 69 when you're sideways or up & down? I was on my back & confused.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Tell me why I keep soberly hesitating to go pee in fear of breaking the seal. Thank you college.
do you know how ratchet you have to be to get kicked out of a drag club on Halloween weekend??
I'm having an emotional breakdown watching baby sloths on YouTube you need to come save me from myself.
Well she got high, deleted the essay she was working on, and then ordered dominos. We all manage stress in different ways.
Lesson learned:nothing good comes from an at home wax kit.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
after what u told me last night I think we're past the wtf zone and at this point u should just join me in wondering if my barista lover is a gay porn star
I need a drink. No, several. I need several drinks. Drunk, I need to be drunk. Definitely need to be drunk
Drink drank drunk tankkkkn, LETS GO
Note to Self: Never again eat a weed brownie by yourself two hours before a tornado warning in your exact location.
You ghosted you're own booty call. Wow what a sad sad man.
Decisions were made. The quality of them will be judged tomorrow
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