She asked me to cum on her. ON her. I think we're out of the friend zone
apparently "preggers as fuck" isn't an appropriate way to describe someone...
let's be real here, you have a beautiful vagina. this kid is a doctors son. that's a remedy for beautiful rich grandkids. he is just trying water his family tree, and make sure he doesn't end up in some piece of shit adult home. go for it.
I need moral support for this bender
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Please never let me the drunk fat dancer in the bus girl
Yo I found your batman costume.... It was in my pool with a shitload of beer cans
I'll remember. Also, I owe you 200 for a pair of shoes that I carelessly bought to improve my spinal structure, to improve my health and ensure that I love to be 300 years old. Like Adam. Of the bible.
Well she got high, deleted the essay she was working on, and then ordered dominos. We all manage stress in different ways.
She's going to hate me
Yeah well one of her many personalities always hates you.
The rest will just start to agree
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I'd like to preapologize if you or your mom see me naked at some point this weekend.
I need you to teach me how to be roommates with somebody I'm not fucking.
He made me chicken tenders and margaritas in preparation for me to take a pregnancy test at his place later tonight. Like...seriously.
In other news, I tore a tendon in my hand from giving my boyfriend handjobs so that's how my day is going
Also, two points for knowing me well enough to know I definitely would put the moves on his brother.
She dated an Australian guy or some dude with an accent. Normal guys don't stand a chance.
CHALLENGE ACCEPTED.
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