Well apparently he's into motor boating.
just bought miller high life, hungry man dinners, and a bottle of lube. you win life, you win.
Would you let Jessica Biel poop in front of you to see her naked...but you have to wipe her too?
if you could put a roof over IU campus it would be the biggest whorehouse in the nation
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Your friends ate a hole through an entire loaf of bread
I just took a bite of a bagel at school and it tasted like weed. If I am high for my test in 2 hours I'm gonna kick someones ass
hearing that almost makes me feel good about peeing on the coffee table
It's also dangerous to ride a bike down the stairs after a few beers, but I've done it.
Just found an "inspected with pride" sticker on or around my vagina
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Man, only now that I'm single is it painfully obvious that I have zero booty calls in waiting. This could be a cold winter
nothing says "functioning mature adult" like sneaking beer out of your mom's fridge in a lunchbox
also had sex in his sister's princess style bunk bed.
but you are a princess that one was appropriate.
It's two in the afternoon, I'm on my third glass of wine and I'm watching Lambchop on youtube. How do you think I feel right now?
Getting high with your mom, but thinking of you!
Dude there's ten thousand dollars worth of damage to the kids house and three thousand in stolen property and his dog is missing he is pissed
If I give him back his dog do you think he'll invite me to the next party
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