Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
I can't. He's too cute and my tongue is too long.
He tried to finger me at Disneyland! He tried to taint the happiest place on earth!
he made me feel like a shish kabob. his dick was the skewer.
and you said he wasn't worth calling.
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I don't judge her for getting booty calls at 2 in the morning, so she can't judge me for staying in friday nights and putting spray cheese on pringles.
Omg. The nephews found my stripper pole. The scary part is theyre good at it.
He seems to have a lot of things figured out and most of the answers involve bourbon
110% paid for our cab with a lap dance
They were so big her bra clasped in the front. Didn't even know those existed.
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Its okay that he doesn't remember you, he only remembers girls by their boobs and I think you were wearing a jacket
You kept saying we got to find the end of the rainbow, which turned out to be a box of lucky charms and Guinness in the bag of cereal
I feel like I got hit by a truck. And I vaguely remember getting into an argument with a passive aggressive Ron Burgundy in a onesie- grown man, not a baby- about the pronunciation of New Orleans
I SWEAR TO ALL THAT IS HOLY I HAVE NEVER WIPED MY GENITALIA ON ANY TYPE OF EMERGENCY RESPONSE VEHICLE!!
I forgot to lock the door last night. I woke up cuz a guy opened my bedroom door, asked me who I was and where he was. And there was another guy standing in the living room asking me if I knew what apartment "Travis" lives in.
everytime he speaks i want to fuck him less. i just wanna tell him to shut up and take his pants off and we could both be happy.
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