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He tried to finger me at Disneyland! He tried to taint the happiest place on earth!
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He tried to make your taint the happiest place on earth.
your name makes this comment 10x better.
Excuse him for trying to make the happiest place on Earth a little happier.
Oh honey, it's ok! You know grandpa is crazy!
Why the fuck else would a guy go on the small world ride!? It's the slowest, most boring thing there. Let the poor guy take his mind off the agony.
I am shocked there arent more skeevy taint puns....
The taint is like Universal Studios. It's close to the happiest place on earth, but it's not nearly as good.
I told you to watch out for uncle Richard
Taint.
come on now, what's so bad about that?
Disneyland in middle of summer......I'll wait until you wash that sweaty vag before I go near it
well played
And Mickey has some big fingers in those gloves
The happiest place on earth being your vagina?
Was his name jon? I know him he's a creeper!
Haha that's like a fantasy of mine.. If I could ever get rid of all those kids..
i have tainted the happiest place on earth then
He would have made it better.......*evil grin*
Why do you think it's the happiest place on earth? I've never gone to Disneyland and not gotten laid.
I went there when I was 7 so kinda glad I didn't get laid
Fuck you, the happiest place on earth is college!
Wow how messed up can u get
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