i wanna do a homemade sex video in sepia and pretend were in the early 20th c
I'm ready for my liver to be the last casualty of 2009
Just saw a british exchange student take a flyer for free dental care. Yes.
dude, seriously he just sucked the milk out of the dogs breast and swallowed it... for $20, wtf....?
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Dude it was weird. The strippers vagina tasted kind of like your mother's.
Home safe. Psyche shattered. Still rolling. In love with the morrocan rug in the living room.
I just found out I lost my virginity the same day my parents did, 25 years later. This is my life.
You will never know an awkward moment until your parents pick you up from a one night stand.
This is true. I'm still having Jess write "no drugs" on my left hand and "except weed" on my right hand
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Pre-chapter meeting quote: "Why is there a bun literally taped to the shelf? That doesn't even make sense when you're drunk, who does that?"
After a while I was so wet that I started crying. HE MADE ME SO HORNY I WEPT.
You're seeing with your vagina, not your eyes.
May he have a McRib induced stroke and lose the feeling in his tastebuds.
She got up, grabbed me a box of gushers told me to start eating, and immediately gave me the best head I've ever gotten.
....I just did my boss
I love you. And I will hold your hand as we skip on the road to hell.
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