About tomorrow. if it dosent fit dont force it. Just pushit as far as you can and i'll wiggle the rest of the way
I have sucked so much dick this week I think I am going to start sweating semen
Dudes got a Polo tattoo. I don't care if he has a yacht I can't handle that level of gay.
I mean I like that it's warm enough to open the windows, but it annoys me that I can't walk around naked anymore.
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OMG. if college stays like this, theres no way i wont be pregnant by first semester
All he wants to do is masturbate while I sit there with my big toe up his ass that is not even the worst part of it.
I'm laying here in fetal position. I feel like a traffic cone
I know you claim to have a large penis but I do not believe in what i cannot see. Sort of like god.
You just yell-acapella'd the theme to fresh prince of bel air to me while a different song is playing in the bar.
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You're not horrible. Thank you for my pandas.
A woman with Alzheimer's pointed at me and said, "Don't forget to wear socks, because you're a lady!" I think it's legit advice.
I'm pretty sure NORMAL roommates don't have to hide each others sex toys from their fuck buddies.
Great, now even dream!me is a drunken borderline mess.
I am so horny. It's like all the stress of finals week has relocated to my vagina.
A guy just threw up in my lecture of 500 ppl and just got up and walked away
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