the shit that comes out of a woman's mouth when she knows you can't hit her is fucking unbelieveable
oh no, I think we did it in the 'front asshole'
chick im bringing home just asked our cab driver if she could do a line off his turban. i think im in love - or trouble.
last night i found where hot topic managers go to die after they get fired.
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I am no longer a man. I just realized I prefer Spongebob to college football.
he calls his bong barack obonga, commander in kief. i found where i belong.
After she came with my hands around her neck, she sat there for a minute and gave me the scuba diving sign for a-ok.
I sat alone in Buffalo Wild Wings eating chocolate cake on Country Western karoake night. The waiter asked me if I was ok. Twice.
She acts like a 3 year old but with fantastic tits. This girl is the reason women are objectified
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But see that's the thing. I know i'm better looking than you, I just want you to be continually in a state of shock and awe that you could ever get a girlfriend this hot. You know?
I now have a other guy willing to drive 3 hours for my vagina. At my next gyno appointment I'm asking her if there's cocaine in there.
If I died tonight, I'd be content knowing you were the last person to see my boobs.
We need to get me chipped asap
It's not even 7 yet. She's singing you are my sunshine to the smirnoff bottle.
Did a 4 pm walk of GLORY the next day.
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