I swear that a turban would not provide a surface conducive to coke consumption. Wouldn't the coke get lost in the folds of the turban? Also, turbans are not flat at all, and if you want to snort coke off of something, I'm pretty sure that flat is the most preferable shape.
Awesome. Date her for a while. Make sure to
make her face look like a glazed donut often.
Go for the threesome. In Miami. With coked out
strippers. Then tear through all her girlfriends. Then
When you've done all that dump her ass for the
cumdumpster she really is. And hide your wallet.
Who said she was ADDICTED to coke, 2:49? AND, what does LAWLZ stand for? I know that LOL stands for laugh out loud, buuuuuuuuuuuuutttttttttt ..........................
People who say lawls, EPIC WIN!!!!, or anything of that nature deserve the herps
Haha i like how offended women seem to be by the male response of "marry her." I'm a women and if I was with a guy that asked that i would be so fucking stoked.
I <3 NY
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