yeah it's now facebook official. i can no longer pretend shes my girl on the side
is it gross that my labia hangs so much that guys can't find my clit?
I just puked in the mop bucket at work. I think I need to go home.
Fell asleep in bio again. Sometimes i feel like college is just one really expensive nap.
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dude, she masturbates with a ken doll.
you were watching the nanny crying, saying I wish I was that thin eating twinkies. THAT DRUNK.
Cognac is not meant to be taken in shots. I just wanted you to know the desperation of last night.
Hey, who is this? Sorry, you're in my phone as "you better remember".
ok so I've decided, new penis Thursday (formally known as new people Thursday) will need to be put on hold next week in preparation for Friday
Memorial weekend is the following week genius. New penis Thursday countdown has already begun.
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My day in three words: secret purse cake
Virgins should have to wear a badge. This burden is too heavy...
We have a shopping cart in our front lawn. Also Mickey D's breakfast?
Me my naked body. You bring the paints. I expect to be a panther by game time Sunday.
What do I get.
Panthers win you get to fuck the paint off me.
New low: eating a buttered roll while taking a shit.
This is why we're soulmates.
Thank you for stroking my rage monster tonight.
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