She punched me in the face after i pulled it out and grabbed my cell phone. Ill be the one hiding in the bushes with one shoe.
take the plastic off of my new air freshener and i'm not going to eat you out for a month.
It went from "haha, this will be funny" to "full blown anime porn fetish"
you told grandpa to call you daddy
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Found out why I didn't have to go drug test. My boss grew pot to pay for grad school.
This morning two of his housemate threw confetti over me, started singing and handed me a make shift trophy out of cereal boxes and beer cans that said 'Harry's Virginity' on it. Fucking brilliant!
i ordered a pipe on amazon, and under recommended items, it gave me a top hat. it knows me better than my parents.
Walgreens has pop rocks. Be prepared to get your dick sucked.
now that we broke up we are playing hot potato with the cock ring.. Poor thing just needs a home
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she kind of stumbled up and said "Bitches be needin' stiches." i thought i could convince her to break a bottle over someones head but she fell onto her face and passed out before i could say anything
there is a tent in the living room. its a vip tent room. i want in.
What can I say, I just want your vagina in my mouth.
I woke up this morning hand cuffed to the bed with three bruised ribs and Amy written in lipstick on my chest... what happen lastnite??
Why is there a trampoline for sale in my front yard?
Give me the sexing that I truly desire and I will reveal to you the mysterious location of the PBR's
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