Is it awkward that I've slept with every guy in this room?
Only if they know about it too.
Do you ever go through someone elses pictures and just appreciate the fact that youre not really friends with them?
Can we end it on a good note at least? Can we fuck and then never talk again?
I left his apartment Bc I lost my id. Wandered 5 miles barefoot. Got lost in downtown la. My phone died so I asked for directions from a man at the gas station.. Turns out he was a bum. He led me back to the apartment AND he found my id.
It's like the whiskey god was watching over you
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I let him fuck me in a batman costume. Don't talk to me about needing to read fifty shades gray.
I just gave her a sobriety test in the middle of the baking aisle.
And the results, officer?
She's fucked.
Had a crazy moment last night. Had to get up, run to bathroom, pop 3 Xanax, sit on bathroom floor and rock myself in fetal position. Not my best moment.
Just found out i over drew my checking account on a 711 hot dog
Do u remember buying that
I remember eating it on the curb like a drunken hobo
So worth it. Come over for bacon egg cheese vusquit later. 12. I slept with Jimmy? On my period? And told him he had mother issues? No tequila. Tequila bad.
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he'll always be the guy that i fucked on the bathroom floor
Don't do anything I wouldn't do. Thankfully for you that list does not include male models.
DUDE!!!!! THERE IS A MIDGET HANDING OUT RICE KRISPIE TREATS!!!!!! WHERE ARE YOU WHEN THE COOL SHIT GOES DOWN???????
You took nana to a bar?!
she suggested it
1 fuck you 2 fuck her 3 ur forgiven 4 im breaking up with her
it’s about to be september and all i keep thinking is what if i go (another) full calendar year without having sex?
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