Found an earplug stuck to the inside of my thigh this afternoon. Just how much noise were we making?
our landlord thinks we're weird & alcoholics. he came in to fix our broken tub and saw the laundry door on our table for beer pong, the garbage bag full of empty fifths, and that one armed baby on the doorstep. plus he saw us swimming and yargging in our pirate pool that one time.
I thought I hit my peak drinking in college. Just finished first day on Wall Street. College was nothing.
So you threw a sword at me last night
I honestly wish I could say that I was surprised.
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Being a slut is okay if you're being a polite slut, right?
I thought i'd save money with No Heat November but the amount of whiskey i have to buy to stay warm is probably adding up to more than a heat bill.
At home depot. Final room inspection is tmrow, gotta paint over the puke stains
Having a race with the dryer. Seeing who can get drunk/dry clothes faster.
Woke up next to my bed in a pile of skittles, sleeping on a pair of sweatpants. I can't believe the girl didn't stick around..
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Remember camping when you drank 36 beers to yourself in one day and puked in your tent? Ready for round 2?
Chilling. The soap was talking at one point if I rememeber right...
she was braiding my hair and singing forever young while she vommed everywhere at the same time. Talent.
If one of us has to be polite I guess I won't sneak out while he's in the shower
It turns out my English teacher used to pose for Playboy. She's an inspiration.
He took some pill and now he's on all fours demanding we give him chips from the dog bowl. Come get him.
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