I am spending my child support on dildos
Her name is Sherri and her sister's are Brandy and Champagne. Of course I want to meet her parents.
I walked in on her just letting her nose bleed into her friend's hands
Call me when you get off. I have stories about black lesbians in jail begging to braid my hair...
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I'm so in the Halloween spirit, I zombified my all of my nudes on my phone. Tell me this isn't creative.
And theres a reasonable expectation that if you're fighting over a pair of yoga pants on the ground at VS someones gonna videotape it
let's remember the whole point of NYE: to drink antisocial amounts of antisocial drinks, become incoherent, ruin a carpet, talk to a tree, wake up with head sellotaped to toilet. The where/how is superfluous, my vote goes to a cupboard and a bottle of jaeger Questions?
Rick Santorum just suspended his campaign. Lets celebrate by watching gay pornography together.
I always congratulate people on their vaginal emancipation.
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He wants me to tell you "my boner misses you"
Like who needs a job and family when you can get drunk for free with strippers?
I am the oldest one here and I STILL feel like I need an adult. help.
well at least you got laid last nighT. I woke up on a pile of laundry
She was all for the threesome til I showed her a pic of my boyfriend. I think I should re-evaluate my life decisions.
Just so we're clear, drunk and naked is not appropriate attire for Thanksgiving. Do it this year and Grandma will ban you for life.
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