Is it just me or are more fat girls getting belly button piercing these days?
Karaoke makes my soul die one wretched song at a time
My family just suggested tequila shots. I had Vietnam style flashbacks.
Girl just texted me a pic of her boobs with the caption "don't think I'm a whore"
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"reccomended dose" hasn't been in my vocabulary for quite some time.
You bring the bicep workout. I'll bring the unscented gentle products. We'll both bring our penises.
I want to punch and suck your dick at the same time. I don't think we have the healthiest of relationships.
Then we all started singing, "Our house, in the middle of the street. Our house, fucks a lot of freshman meat". It was magical.
Already puke and ralleyd and dressed like a bear.
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Stories of my weekends have cause divorces, are you sure you wanna hang out?
Obviously last night's theme was "Let's Make Bad Life Choices"
His balls will have been in my mouth at least once by this time tomorrow.
yep, just sat in the backseat of my car for about five minutes looking for the vodka soaked underwear,when i came to the realization that i really gotta start getting my shit together..
You know the bunny onesie you sent me? Happy Halloween, I just did the hop of shame.
You're lucky I just like fucking you because you would really suck at being a boyfriend.
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