What are these yellow papers in the kitchen?
These are the tickets we got last night.
Did i sign this one as Grizzly Bear?
Yes...yes you did.
Sweet. Might not hurt to poop on the floor anyway.
She has 260 profile pics. In 260 she's ugly and in 255, she's making the peace sign with her hands...
I'm not a pervert.. I just like to be naked...
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He told me to pick a safe word. I said 'cactus' and he said I wasn't taking this seriously and that I wasn't cut out for s&m.
You would think that someone would have been sober enough to object to vodka bong races.
the tile , carpet , walls , cabinets , even the ceiling ... there is Jello everywhere
it was your idea to have indoor Jello wrestling man
I couldn't sleep so I drunk ellipticaled for an hour. Worst. Idea. Ever.
I'm standing in the shower drinking with the light off and a candle lit, listening to Amy Winehouse. Be proud.
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Do u like your dick pics shot in hotdog or hamburger orientation?
He said that I looked like a "ghost had crawled up into my vagina and died"..so yeah, I'd say the hangover was noticeable.
So shaving my butt whilst humming "be prepared" is now in my top five weirdest Friday night activities.
So apparently Facebook just randomly finds the girl who gave me a hard handy despite having no mutual friends...
Just waxed 95% of the hair off my vag. If he doesn't enjoy this tonight, you will, whether you like it or not.
Blacking out in the security line at the airport is not nearly as fun as blacking out in the lunch line at the dining hall.
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