p.s. you have a small clit
YOU ARE THE MOST AWKWARD PERSON ALIVE.
He told him to "throw up in my mouth like I'm a baby bird."
Sorry I dragged you across a parking lot
Just took an adderall with a shot of tequila while doing my makeup in the parking lot at work before I go in. I'm also late. They're so lucky to have me.
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nothing like going to the bathroom, running into the wall, thinking its a person and saying"its ok i just had the 4 beers" even the wall knew i was lying
But I'm a half a mile from my bed. And I have the hiccups. I hate hiccups.
i will not be out-irished. not this night. if i don't wake up tomorrow handcuffed to a hospital bed, i have failed my ancestors.
Stealing, and booze. If only you added meaningless sex with random people you would have wrapped all your life passions together
1. Why did we have the team Chirstmas party in November 2. Why didn't anyone tell me the coaches were invited 3. Why did coach get the giant vibrator I brought
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I just want you to make me second guess my worth as a human. Is that too much to ask?
Bleach your asshole, I'm on my way.
Who is this?!?!
I’m glad they have a happy marriage but why do they have to inflict it on the rest of us?
I gave him breakup sex, AGAIN
it's okay that you two hooked up in the family bathroom at the mall.. i just pray to god you were not making a family in the family bathroom..
I’ve slept with a Senior, a Freshman and a Junior so far. I’m a Sophomore away from hitting for the cycle
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