the ugly redhead just came into the bar, wearing a sombrero...by herself... who is going to tell her that its not cool to throw themed parties when you're the only guest?
Its become more of a routine.. Whenever I get done eating and have left overs I just take it over to his house and throw it all over the walls and windows. Pay backs a bitch ehhhh
He is now tagging himself in my pics from last year where he is barely visable in the corner. i feel like he's marking his territory.
I don't even know where to begin....there's queso sauce and public hair stuck to everything
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I got pulled into the conversation by "she sleeps with everybody" then "she" involved sleeping with "cocks the size of a viva burrito"
ur not supposed to find someone to make out with when ur bf takes u to his SISTERS house to hang out with her and her husband
I guess I can give it a shot. I usually just get belligerently drunk and go where my penis and feet lead me. No fights or getting too lost, so they seem to be doing a good job
He took my virginity but also my remaining pizza. i dont know how to feel right now.
Do u remember giving me permission to fuck ur dad and then getting super pissed at me when i said ew?
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Yeah well you try taking nice pictures while you have pizza crust lodged in your throat
I think I'm destined to be the stoner version of one of those successful but emotionally unavailable characters Sandra Bullock always plays in movies
You will bone me until my eyeballs fall out. This is not a request.
So by "wait for me" do you think he meant "Don't have sex with random dentists?"
Conference sex doesn't count if the dentist doesn't know your name.
I feel I should send an apology letter to my anesthesiologist.
Last night you were throwing up in my toilet singing "all by myself."
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